I believe that thrift is essential to well-ordered living.

Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.

I never would have been able to tithe the first million dollars I ever made if I had not tithed my first salary, which was $1.50 per week.

Success comes from keeping the ears open and the mouth closed

I was early taught to work as well as play. My life has been one long, happy holiday; Full of work and full of play- I dropped the worry on the way- And God was good to me everyday.

I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.

I would rather hire a man with enthusiasm, than a man who knows everything.

Every right implies a responsibility; Every opportunity, an obligation, Every possession, a duty.

If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.

Singleness of purpose is one of the chief essentials for success in life, no matter what may be one's aim.

The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well.

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.

I always wanted to write poetry, even when I was very young.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

Every time one person becomes peaceful in their own life, it changes the world.

True stories seldom have endings. I don't want a happy ending, I want more story.

Republican voters already hated Democrats so much that [Bill] Clinton and [Barack] Obama didn't really have much impact.

I go on a lot of hikes. I read a lot. I play piano.

No human being should wear tight satin.

Getting control of life is never easy, and sometimes it can be definitely painful.

The president [Donald Trump] said his three-part agenda is jobs, jobs, jobs.