I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

Intelligence is a burden not many are willing or able to carry.

There are vampires. They are real, they are of our time, and they are here, close by, stalking us as we sleep...

In all of us there is a hunger, marrow-deep, to know our heritage, to know who we are and where we came from.

Spirituality does not lie in meditating on the body of an ex-master. Spirituality exists in mediating on your own inner body.

I discovered Christopher Isherwood in college. His writing style is so direct, warm, and inclusive.

Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.

The outstanding coach is a teacher that gets all his squad to accept the role that he considers to be the most important for the welfare of all.

Liberals tend to romanticize the past, past leaders' failures.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

I hope people will say, 'Mr. Valentino, he did something for fashion, no?