I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

Time waits for no man"That is what they say.That is why our time spent together, is so special in so, so many ways.

The cabin on the lake is nothing compared to my mansion in eternity!

While some people are enraged over opposing facts as an attack on their belief system and integrity, I take them as an ADDITION to mine!12/13/14

I really believe that being flexible and grateful contributes a lot to your happiness, which contributes to your health and contributes to your look.

I was raised Catholic, but my father's people were Methodist, so we went to both churches.

There are 249 millionaires in Congress. Remember a couple of years ago when this new Congress told us they had the solution to the recession? Apparently, they didn't share it with the rest of us.

Although it is disappointing that softball was not reinstated into the Olympics, we are going to continue to keep growing the sport.

The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like.

All work is as seed sown; it grows and spreads, and sows itself anew.