I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Aryan said "Once an angel came in my dream and said", You will get whatever you want in your life in this world and from this world.

Photography is not a lens but eye, not a business but art

Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction.

When in doubt, shut up.

North Korea conducted a nuclear test and the blast was so small that many scientists are saying it was a dud. Apparently, the nuclear bomb didn't work well because it was made in Korea.

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother.

Directing is all about storytelling. It's not about equipment, or anything else.

In my 20s I used to cry about why I wasn’t thinner or prettier, but I want to add that I also used to cry about things like: ‘I wish my hair would grow faster. I wish I had different shoes …

I act when I’m not in the mood.