I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Love is ageless, boundless, bodiless, boundary-less.

Tomorrow! - Why tomorrow I may be Myself with yesterday's sev'n thousand years.

Discipline must be maintained.

Obviously, the person who had most influence on my career was Ken Thompson.

You know, that's all basketball is. If someone loves something, and you take it away, it's like what does he do now? What does someone do? That's what happened with me.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

The golden gate to peace in life is the experience of bliss, and it is easy for everyone to acquire this great glory and live it throughout life.

One uncongenial guest can ruin a dinner more easily than a poor salad, and that is saying a great deal.

This is just the beginning, the beginning of understanding that cyberspace has no limits, no boundaries.

When people are financially invested, they want a return. When people are emotionally invested, they want to contribute.