I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.

There is no time to fool around when you practice. Every drill must have a purpose. I try to never get away from thathabits are important

My ambition is to have this wonderful gift produce practical results for the future of commercial flying and for the women who may want to fly tomorrow's planes.

. . . the circumference of life cannot be rightly drawn until the center is set.

The sand murmurs that it wants to swallow everything.

My house, my house, though thou art small, Thou art to me the Escurial.

I will never forget the will of the people who believed in me wherever I went during the election campaign.

Make this the golden rule, the equivalent of the Hippocratic oath: Everything we ask a child to do should be worth doing.

How do I know who I am or where I am? How could a single wave locate itself in an ocean.

No matter how many or how few people you have reporting to you, you must remember that as you climb higher in the ranks, your words will be taken as commands even if you're just thinking out loud.