I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.

I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

The Greatest Enemy of Confidence is Inexperience

To confront death, in any guise, is to identify with the victim and face what is unsettling and sobering

My Dad used to tell us: 'En este pais, ustedes van a poder lograr todas las cosas que nosotros no pudimos' 'In this country, you will be able to accomplish all the things we never could.'

I have been careless, and so have been thwarted by luck and chance, those wreckers of all but the best laid plans.

The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys.

Blonde symbolises sexuality and power - it holds very different connotations. The archetypal star has always been blonde.

Being abroad makes you conscious of the whole imitative side of human behavior. The ape in man.

She knew that there were all kinds of ways to make a conquest and that one of the surest roads to a woman's genitals was through her sadness.

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.

There is no doubt that the life one leads, and the thoughts one thinks are registered plainly in his face.