I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him. I'm very competitive.

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

I am hope.

The older I get the less I care what other people think of me. Therefore the older I get the more I enjoy life.

A man's admiration of absolute government is proportionate to the contempt he feels for those around him.

I've been to Australia a couple of times, but never to the north or the centre. I would love to see Ayers Rock.

Its hard to exaggerate the importance of preserving the financial integrity of Social Security.

I really just followed my musical instincts every step of my life.

Those who take oaths to politically powerful secret societies cannot be depended on for loyalty to a democratic republic.

Is not he imprudent, who, seeing the tide making haste towards him apace, will sleep till the sea overwhelms him?

I try to photograph my own and society's hypocrisy.

The cross is bigger than your mistakes, bigger than your regrets, bigger than the secrets you hold. The cross stands above it all.