I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine.

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.

Losing is essential to anyone's success. The more you lose, the more you want to win.

It's like the animal kingdom. Adapt or go extinct.

He's the kind of guy who will stab you in the back right to your face.

I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.

How's the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we're overpaid crybabies.

Don't worry what people say or what people think. Be yourself.

I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.

And the peace which I always found in the silence and emptiness of the moors filled me utterly

When works of art are presented like rare butterflies on the walls, they're decontextualized. We admire their beauty, and I have nothing against that, per se. But there is more to art than that.

You can't give up on me. If you give up, then I'm going to break into a million pieces. I'm here. I'll give you everything I've got.

You can only go to places that you will let yourself go.

It is said that our destiny is set, predetermined before conception. But I myself, have never been a believer.

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

I went to the audition for a laugh and got the part for the way I walked down the corridor. There's no justice is there? [on getting a role from an audition

There's also these moments when you're like, oh, I really want to do different things. Not instead of this show [The Big Bang Theory]. It's just a hunger to do something else, too.

If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary. This also limits how much of your soul the camera can steal.