I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

well, sometimes to get what you want the most, you have to do what you want the least.

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

The doctors and nurses at the Biamba Marie Mutombo Hospital are saving lives every day and helping improve health care in the DRC which has been ravaged by more than a decade of war and disease.

The out-of-date returns in due course as the picturesque.

The fact is that there is nothing more beautiful, more worthy or more conscious than you.

When I lose my column again, I'm sure I'll get hungry again. Maybe it's having a kid, but it's probably just getting to do what I always wanted to do - I'm really not that hungry.

The more successful you are, the more you need to learn and grow. Your commitment to learning has to be continuous and unrelenting.

Eric Buckner is the most athletic big man I've ever coached.

It often happens that I have an idea, but then I try to fill in the intermediate steps and find they don't work, so I have to give it up.

By Heaven, I love thee better than myself