I bleed like nobody else.

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!

Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line.

If you're a man, you don't cry about it, you take life, the ups and downs; if you're a real man you never go down, you just stay up!

To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!

All the women want to be with me, all the men want to be like me.

Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair!

I've had more world championships than you've had women!

I'm every woman's dream and every man's nightmare.

My shoes are worth more......than your house!

Every once in a while God allows you to stub your toe as a kind reminder to be grateful for the miraculous body attached to it.

I never liked to hunt, you know. There was always the danger of having a horse fall on you.

Active, successful natures act, not according to the maxim, "know thyself," but as if prompted by the commandment: will a self, and so become a self.

This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of the Pack, I'm far above petty revenge.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

There's no such thing as a mistake--we do it! There's no such thing as an accident--we do it!.

Above the pyramid on the great seal of the United States it says in Latin: "God has favored our undertaking." God will not favor everything that we do. It is rather our duty to divine His will.

Since the tubes of paint used by the artist are manufactured and ready made products we must conclude that all the paintings in the world are 'readymades aided' and also works of assemblage.

We know intellectually that money can't buy happiness yet we spend and go into debt as if it does.

The name of the human who is written in this note shall die.