I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil, and definitely thoroughly unpleasant, but she also didn't read.

I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.

I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

People suffering from insecurity and intellectual deficiency thrive on constant vilification rarely engaging in a communication based on sound reasoning.

When the leaves stop falling wasn't her time to die, it was your time to live.

I know you miss me but what do you do about that?

I am Black because I come from the earth's inside now take my word for jewel in the open light.

Conflicts bring experience and experience brings that growth in Grace which is not to be attained by any other means!

In America, getting on in the world means getting out of the world we have known before.

I think one of the appeals of suspense is to safely explore our innermost fears.

Life is a series of awakenings

I think it's hard to have a full-time job and write fiction, but for essays, you need to be in the world.