I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

We do not believe that light exists in spite of darkness. We believe that light exists because of it.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

If it can be done digitally, do it.

Dreams are reality at its most profound, and what you invent is truth because invention, by its nature, can't be a lie.

Maids must be wives, and mothers, to fulfil Th' entire and holiest end of woman's being.

For me writing and filmmaking is a therapeutic process. It reflects themes that I'm going through at a time in my life.

God didn't have time to make a nobody, only a somebody.I believe that each of us has God-given talents within us waiting to be brought to fruition.

By working together, pooling our resources and building on our strengths, we can accomplish great things.

It's important to come to know that this is all there is. There isn't something to attain, there is only something to be.

We must now understand that our own well-being can be achieved only through the well-being of the entire natural world around us.