I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.

Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

God himself and Jesus relied upon light to function on the earth

If you can't give the is-ness of a thing give the not-ness of it! The main thing is to hook up, get the wheels turning, sound off. When your brakes jam, try going in reverse. If often works.

Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.

I'm a Baltimore Ravens fan and I'm a Baltimore Orioles fan. I have them tattooed on me.

The big difference for me is that, as I get older, I find it's a lot easier to stay in shape than it is to get back in shape.

I think if you keep an open mind and actively look, you find these really great roles that you might have otherwise never even known were out there.

There are obviously people who want to be very niche, but I think for the most part everybody is trying to reach a larger audience.

Faith is one of the world's great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate.

It's very important to try to inculcate into children moral rules, such as "do as you would be done by."

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand. But you turned into a lover, and mother what a lover, you wore me out.