I bought my parents a home before they died, and they got to see that I was going to be all right. They always thought I would go someplace.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

A country where there is no security of life is certainly not a country but just a slaughter house!

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

Colors pursue me like a constant worry. They even worry me in my sleep.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

All any girl really wants is just love and a man. But what man can put up with a rock-n-roll star?

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

It may not be impossible, but that our Faculties may be so construed, as always to deceive us in the things we judge most certain and assured.

I feel good doing it. It's not like guys are stripping me at half-court or I'm just losing the ball dribbling. I think I'm handling the ball pretty well, just trying to make good passes, man.

Breath and brevity are sisters; the long-winded is an enemy who muffles your heartbeat.