I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Life is a journey filled with experiences but without the experiences, there will be no life.

Sorry' is just a word… A word that acquires a little bit of strength when uttered by a heart, which believes in its power, but yours is silent.

I still believe in abstraction, but now I know that one ends with abstraction, not starts with it

I look at power as the ability to get people motivated and to get them to do things that maybe they don't think are important but, in the end, are in pursuit of something greater than themselves.

Blair has called Africa 'a scar on our conscience'. It is more. It is the gaping wound of the world's soul.

Love-making is radical, while marriage is conservative.

Live life to it's fullest, love wastefully, and be all we can be.

Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

You need conviction in your own beliefs, and the willingness to ignore others naysaying.

There shall be no slavery of the mind.