I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.

I am wired to live joy in all ways. I let my being be healed and tended by the high vibration of joy. My life is optimized for boundless joy.

To be perfectly honest with you, I think it's reckless to love and trust another person. It's clearly foolhardy.I'd like it very much if the many daredevils who go ahead anyway, enjoyed this book.

The thing about living in New York is that there are other artists; that is the most difficult, I think they are the hardest critics.

But stories somehow lengthen when begun.

When Grease and Fame came out, people thought they were cheesy.

For me to dominate the Congress in spite of these fundamental differences is almost a species of violence which I must refrain from.

I come from a really lovely, really smart family where the only stress was money and employment.

What you want is what you cannot have. What you cannot have is what you want.