I breastfed both my kids for two years so, you know it was very tiring emotionally and physically.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

I think that America has to stand with democracy.

The establishment? Well, guess what? Donald Trump now is the establishment. His primary opponents, many of them are interviewing for White House gigs.

President Obama has done more damage to America than any American has since 1776

We cannot all be great, but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great.

Slavery is an obscenity. It is not just stealing someone's labor; it is the theft of an entire life.

Well, I think Perl should run faster than C.

I deserve to have boundaries, and my boundaries are respected. I love and honor myself. I am safe. All is well.

To get a save in the World Series is the reason I can't stop smiling.

History has shown that the masses have been quite receptive to the promises of authoritarians which are rarely if ever fulfilled.

All the science of the Saints is included in these two things: To do, and to suffer. And whoever had done these two things best, has made himself most saintly.