I broke something and realized I should break something once a week to remind me how fragile life is.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art.

Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.

You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die

Fashion wasn't what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

What I’m starting to realize is that when you conform, people are not accepting you for who you are. They’re accepting you for who they think you are.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

I very rarely play the piano at home. Deliberately, so that when I do play it, I love it.

I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats!

I told the caterer I'd work for nothing if he'd teach me about catering. I lasted one week full-time. It was exhausting.

Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions than ruined by too confident a security.

Most comedies are calculated. They tend to pander. They're not about anything important.

Without a dream to light your way, the world is a very dark place.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

The wise man knows when to keep silent. Only the fool tells all he knows.