I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Never run back to whatever broke you.

My employees, there's no deductible in your health care. No deductible, absolutely not. You get paid sick days, as many as you need, personal days.

However a man who was honest and clever was always, ALWAYS more difficult to scam than someone who was both dishonest and clever. Sincerity. It was so difficult , by definition, to fake.

We rise to great heights by a winding staircase of small steps.

The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and tape.

It was a world that I wanted to record because it was such a miracle visitation to me.

The voice of the people may be said to be God's voice, the voice of the Panchayat.

A generation that has taken a beating is always followed by a generation that deals one.

The Holy Spirit is a healing spirit. When the Holy Spirit is present, anything is possible.

You must not judge hastily or vulgarly of Snobs: to do so shows that you are yourself a Snob.