I built a jail in my closet and I would incarcerate my family from time to time.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

All Christian language about the future is a set of signposts pointing into a mist.

To burn always with this hard, gem-like flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life.

Don't let it worry you, not being able to speak,'Dustfinger had often told her. 'People tend not to listen anyway, right?

There's been too much attention on marketing. Can't we just talk about the paintings?

I foresee that the Andersen and Fairy Tale fashion will not last; none of these things away from general nature do.

I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.

Positioned on my dresser, that white-as-snow rose is a personal message to me. It speaks of unfinished business. It whispers, I can find you. I can reach you. Perhaps I am watching you now.

Why don’t you try wandering with me to the Palace of Not-Even-Anything

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.