I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

She knew what it felt like to tremble like that before touching someone -- desire so acute that it became despair.

Oh Christ, he understood more than he wanted to right now. Give me a chance, Louis thought, and I’llunderstand myself right into the nearest mental asylum.

When you have seen one ant, one bird, one tree, you have not seen them all.

I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's called marriage. I don't care if it's called, you know, domestic partnership. I don't care what it's called.

People ask me if I miss the States. I miss African Americans. But not the U.S. government or all the things they put me through. I miss African American culture, our speech, dance and cooking.

The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory.

Our distrust of another justifies his deceit.

All non-trivial abstractions, to some degree, are leaky.

Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!

Movies I liked growing up were like Francis Ford Coppolla movies and Scorsese movies.