I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Real friendship or love is not manufactured or achieved by an act of will or intention. Friendship is always an act of recognition.

Attitude gives your work a good finishing beauty. You may be successful in what you do, but when you are not humble enough, nobody may get time to stop by to see what you have to show the world!

Gratitude is a harbinger of healing, the first robin of spring.

He didn't pick her

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

It’s the country that would have him, since he lacked the necessary papers for more promising places.

If you read the novel in more than two weeks, you don't read the novel really

Revenge only engenders violence, not clarity and true peace. I think liberation must come from within.

Love needs no protection; it is its own protection.

But at power or wealth, for the sake of which wars, and all kinds of strife, arise among mankind, we do not aim; we desire only our liberty, which no honorable man relinquishes but with his life.