I buy newspapers to make money to buy more newspapers to make more money.

I have a magpie mind. I like anything that glitters.

Like having your own licence to print money.

I'm frank, brutally frank. And even when I'm not frank, I look frank.

As for editorial content, that's the stuff you separate the ads with.

I've got money so I'm a Conservative.

Socialism has been preached for so long, the British people no longer have any sense of personal responsibility.

There certainly was some great mismanagement in the education of those two young men. One has got all the goodness, and the other all the appearance of it.

I know nothing, except what everyone knows--if there when grace dances, I should dance.

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.

Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.

I do believe that billionaires and multi-millionaires should be paying more in taxes.

It is not great, but little good-haps that make up happiness.

Characterization requires self-knowledge, insight into human nature . . . it is more than impersonation.

Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

Oh, don't worry! I'm always okay!

With living colours give my verse to glow: The sad memorial of a tale of woe!