I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Love is that which gives of itself, not because anyone needs it or deserves it, but because that is what love does.

Would do well to slow down a little... focus on the significant... and truly see the things that matter most.

I like a lot of artists but I think the one that touched me the most was probably Tupac, coming up. Cause that was my generation, so Tupac was mine.

Kind of the critical acclaim of this movie [La La Land] is that it's striking a chord with the public in a way that has been really beautiful and powerful.

Every error pronounces judgment on itself when it attempts to apply its rules to the standard of truth.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Either we have the government forcing us and telling us what we have to do, where we have to do it and how much we have to pay for it or we put ourselves in charge - we as consumers, as patients.

I think if Donald Trump skipped out on a debate, for whatever reason he gave, I don't think it would help him at all.

Give me the control, don't ever come on the set, and I'll show it to you when it's cut.

As long as the peace-makers are armed with assault rifles, it's highly unlikely we'll ever have peace.