I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

Fac quod faciendum est, ' " Jo read aloud. "Do what must be done.

Happiness is not only how to make yourself happy! but it's also how to draw a smile on others face..

Maybe Dracula wasn't a vampire, just a raging alcoholic who was constantly hungover.

I painted one dining room red and I must say, the conversation became very heated in that room.

A JSON decoder MAY accept and ignore comments.

Mother went out again tonight, looking like a courtesan.

Much of the Christian religion has largely become “holding on” instead of letting go. But God, it seems to me, does the holding on (to us!), and we must learn the letting go (of everything else).

I never do anything I don't want to do. Nor does anyone, but in my case I am always aware of it.

He is strong, and lithe, and certain. And he is mine.

Work very very hard. This business is no joke. Make sure you know what you want or you might be taking someone else's view instead of your own.