I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.

dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I hate myself, and I want to die

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

The worst crime is faking it.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

Respect is priceless. Earn it every day!

What I can do, I will do. What I can't do, I will surrender to the one that can.

Whenever you feel down, you can check on Twitter and feel better about yourself, because it's only people who like you.

The good thing about writing book is that you can dream while you are awake.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

I want to rob a bank so much - and I'm from the Midwest, so we have like one bank, no security cameras, and so I designed this thing.

And that Michael Irvin would care more about his wardrobe than I would?

... I have always been a disappointment to my friends. I have no gift of talk, not much to say; and though I have always been an excellent listener, that only succeeds under auspicious circumstances.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

The worlds I paint leave a lot to engage the imagination by hinting at what lies beyond the four edges of the painting.