![Sam Kinison Quotes: I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.](https://www.quoteslyfe.com/images/collection3/quotations1037/I-called-a-detox-center-just-to-1037173.jpg)
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
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