I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

love is reliable. infatuation is temporary.

My friends come from many species.

One must observe the proper rites.

I didn't leave the Republican Party. It left me.

If you want to find out the purpose of life, you need to look beyond the limitations of body and mind.

Exercise should be fun, otherwise, you won't be consistent.

Utopianism substitutes glorious predictions and unachievable promises for knowledge, science, and reason, while laying claim to them all.

If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.

I think a lot of actors are overly concerned about being well liked in the parts they play.

I don't think I'm really open to having Washington change me.