I came down the long road, even before I got here. Just to be where I am today is already a positive in my life. But to have something like this happen to me as well, I'm speechless.

I picked up business skills along the way, but there are things you learn at school like speaking the language of business so you can speak with CEOs.

It's a wonderful feeling that I get a chance to play with some of the best players in the world.

My father moved out a week later. I hugged him at our front door and couldn't bear to watch him leave with so much luggage.

It is far easier to travel than to write about it.

It is our taste that decides against Christianity now, no longer our reasons.

My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that.

Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive.

Money doesn't buy class.

We heard the army before we saw it. The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.

When two Eglishmen meet, their first talk is of the weather.

Baptism is faith in action.