I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

You're not winged because you are flying on a dragon

Addiction brings apathy. Break the apathy, and you break the addiction.

Money doesn't make a bad life good, it makes a good life great.

Guilt is the price we pay willingly for doing what we are going to do anyway.

What a thing is and what it means are not separate, the former being physical and the latter mental as we are accustomed to believe.

Success is doing what you said you would do, consistantly, with clarity, focus, ease and grace.

Things are not as they should be. Because He's not finished yet. They will be. Rest assured.

LeBron James has cemented himself as one of the GREAT PLAYERS of ALL TIME.

We shouldn't build a technology to colour, or grey out, what people say. The media in general is balanced, although there are a lot of issues to be addressed that the media rightly pick up on.