I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way!

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

You can't think of risks. I have nothing to lose. You either make something that you like, or you don't, and you throw it to the universe.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do you think you are, eh?"

Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes.

Be careful who you share your dreams with whilst they are still in the creation stage. Doubt kills dreams.

We have no destiny assigned us:Nothing is certain but the body

If you want friends you must be friendly. Always complaining and posting negative comments is not going to bring you friends. No one likes to get puked on.

Live your life, it will leave you behind.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

I get stage fright and gremlins in my head saying: 'You're going to forget your lines'.

In the fury of the moment/ I can see the Master's hand In every leaf that trembles, in/ every grain of sand.

What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?

I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. I made up my mind that when I had children, my children were going to know who their father was.