I came to photography with the desire to conquer this machine, the camera, and make it my slave. Instead, I have now a respect for it and all machines as expanders of my awareness.

Photography is a very forgiving medium. Anybody that can afford film and a camera can make pictures.

It is one thing to say that the Lord is my Shepherd

The people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind.

It’s like trying to herd a flock of geese,” said Orik. “They’re always trying to go off on their own, they make an obnoxious noise, and they’ll bite your hand first chance they get.

You never understand anybody that loves you.

I question whether we can afford to teach mother macramé when Johnny still can't read.

Life is but a preparation for what there is to come.

The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

One of the hardest expressions of self-assertiveness is challenging your limiting beliefs.

It was just the thrill of a lifetime. Brando and Hackman were two of my heroes.

I hope America manages to steer itself away from partisanship and back to patriotism; we are all Americans. And as long as I can make people laugh and feel better, I'm happy.