I came to the conclusion that the optimist thought everything good except the pessimist, and that the pessimist thought everything bad, except himself.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Where there is love there is pain.

I really loved living in the White House, but I don't miss it at all.

A man who has committed a mistake and does not correct it is committing another mistake.

Male and female are the first things we learn because they represent the polarity of existence.

Teaching that impacts is not head to head, but heart to heart.

I found once you start writing about God it's really fun. It's like a rock singer saying "baby." "Baby, baby, baaayy-by." You start saying "God" on the page and you don't want to stop.

I'd rather be remembered as a famous painter than a famous model, so I'll have to start the ball rolling now.

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

If you hear my idea and dont believe it , thats not your fault its mine.

Comfort zones are plush lined coffins. When you stay in your plush lined coffins, you die.