I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

True hope has no room for delusion.

No one human being knows the full truth about another human being. Not even one's nearest and dearest.

Just relax and enjoy the magnificence of life.

(aspiring journalist to Carl Kolchak)'Andy knows I want to be a reporter. Like you'This took me by surprise. 'Sallie, my dear, nobody wants to be a reporter like me.

The difference between where you are and where God wants you to be is equal to the pain you're willing to endure.

the more the merrier. so enjoy reading more books

I've been cataloguing samples for years, I have this massive library. Songs come out everyday so it's never ending.

If you have zest and enthusiasm you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind.

A 1990 Gallup poll found that 77 percent of Americans polled said abortion was the taking of human life. I agree, and believe that taking the life on an innocent child is unjust.

The next time you encounter a difficult obstacle or problem, you should smile and say, 'Here's my chance to grow.'