I can DO ANYTHING I want, but I can't DO EVERYTHING I want.

Working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination.

Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic."

If I pretend to myself that I'm different from the way I truly am, I'm going to make choices that won't make me happy.

Money. It's a good servant but a bad master.

Act the way you WANT to feel.

I'm a person who's fine saying 'No.' I like saying to myself, "no gossiping," "no nagging."

Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they’re big, flashing signs that something needs to change.

One of the best ways to make yourself happy is to make other people happy. One of the best ways to make other people happy is to be happy yourself.

Focus Not on Having Less or Having More, But on Wanting What You Have.

Never start a sentence with the words 'No offense.

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.

A bachelor always feels himself defrauded, when he knows or suspects that any woman of his acquaintance has given herself away.

I'm going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don't think I don't know how this might end. I've known it for years.

I like the Swiss because by and large they are more humane than the other people aming whom I have lived.

Thatcher came under pressure from right wing backbenchers to shut up the Prince of Wales and there was a deal done between them where he did actually shut up in the end.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

The tax that is taken from the free non-Muslim subjects of a Muslim government whereby they ratify the compact that assures them protection, as though it were compensation for not being slain.

See what a good actress I am? I'm just typing over and over, "You're a good person, Mary Lynn! Hang in there! You can do it!"

I dig all kinds of competition.

One cannot grow beauty in the soil of hate and pain.