I can always tell what kind of a time I'm having at a party by the look on my wife's face.

Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

Once you deposit that money in your checking account, it becomes the bank’s money and you’re just another one of their creditors.

Look at that moon. Potato weather for sure.

I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule.

As long as I look into the muzzles, nothing can happen to me. Only if he pulls lead am I in danger.

I'm very lonely now, Mary, For the poor make no new friends; But oh they love the better still The few our Father sends!

The worst calamity: 'To have eyes and fail to see.'

Politicians think that if matters look difficult, compromise is a good approach. Unfortunately, nature and the laws of physics cannot compromise - they are what they are.

I loved acting when I was doing it, but getting the jobs I didn't understand because I'd never had to do it. That was a difficult lesson for me. It was very humbling and very bizarre.