I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

Know, O man you are a particle of the supreme feminine being sucked to an obscure vacuum - of a bliss but that we can only name - universe!

Synthetic chocolate sounds wrong.

None so deaf as those that will not hear.

The path of progress cuts through the four-way intersection of the moral, medical, religious and political - and whichever way you turn, you are likely to run over someone's deeply held beliefs.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

It is always the novice who exaggerates.

There would not be so much harm in the giddy following the fashions, if somehow the wise could always set them.

Incompetency fed on itself.

Men sometimes think they hate flattery, but they hate only the manner of flattering.

If a sheep dies on the shore of the Euphrates I fear lest Allah ask me to account for it on the Day of Resurrection.