I can assure you no whales are going to be killed today.

If you want to know where you would have stood on slavery before the Civil War, don’t look at where you stand on slavery today. Look at where you stand on animal rights.

In the great scheme of things, what matters is not how long you live but why you live, what you stand for and what you are willing to die for.

It doesn't matter what is true, it only matters what people believe is true.

Intelligence is the ability of a species to live in harmony with its environment.

WE CAN NOT LIVE ON THIS PLANET WITH DEAD OCEANS. IF OUR OCEANS DIE, WE DIE.

A vegan riding a hummer contributes less to greenhouse gas emissions than a meat eater riding a bicycle.

What we need now is heroes - millions of them. Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.

Almost all theological thought is anthropocentric and I just cannot buy into the anthropocentric ideology. Basically we're a bunch of conceited apes.

Follow your dreams and use your natural born talents and skills to make this a better world for tomorrow.

That fact is that we live in an extremely violent culture, and we all justify violence if it's for what we believe in .

Skill + hard work = SuccessSkill + hard work + prayer = Great success

In lovesickness we had found a common language.

The great moral powers of the soul are faith, hope, and love.

Conformation ... but not much else. Breeding, but too small a heart. You saw it everywhere - in men, in horses, and in women.

I practice at home, in between phone calls, and have much to do.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I don't have any hidden talents but if you dare me to do something I'll go after it big time.

We need to move away from crass, consumption-driven materialism by de-materialising status

Hopefully standup will become special again.

I am trying to find myself. Sometimes that's not easy.