I can barely read my hand written notes, typed.

I can cross my arms and I can cross my legs, but nothing seems to cross my mind.

The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.

In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it.

When people say there is no place like home, the first to agree are the homeless.

The worst way to drown is in mainstream.

This moment is history.

In my illustrious career as a university student, I turned in over 100 papers so that one day, in the end, I got 1 paper in return.

When we are young, we want to be old and for things to change. When we are old, we want to be young and for things to go back to the way they were.

Everytime I share Jesus Christ, I feel like a superhero!

She lost herself in the kiss, moving her body against his, her excitement rising, the tension inside her spinning tighter and tighter.

All love that has not friendship for its base Is like a mansion built upon the sand.

What are these so-called austerity measures? What do they really bring? Oh, they bring a lot more poverty. Oh, they bring a worse GDP. Oh, they bring more unemployment.

Whom the gods do not intend to destroy, they first make mad with poetry.

As water and fire oppose one another when combined, so are self-justification and humility opposed to one another.

Kids can make fun of you for having the wrong shoelaces: that's just kids. But I don't think I had any trouble making friends.

Every brave man is a man of his word; to such base vices he cannot stoop, and shuns more than death the shame of lying.

I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.

Pick a dysfunction and it's a family problem.