I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.

Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy.

Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.

Your passion is that part of the earth where God has placed you

He wanted her. Here, now, between growing vines and fallen leaves, in the rain and the mud. Anywhere.And she wanted him, too.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less travelled by And that has made all the difference.

Willow: Hey, clothes. Tara: Better not get used to 'em.

The beauty of life is, therefore, geometrical beauty of a type that Plato would have much appreciated.

Friend request from a cute girl is an automatic follow.

I think eating in itself is the act of great sensuality, so all you have to do is point the camera in the right direction.

You can reclaim your own narrative.

The music business is just the worst as far as Machiavellian, sharky, evil games going on, as far as manipulation.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.