I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Like any man, he had no real protection from an unsolicited kiss from a pretty woman, even one he had just murdered.

We need a multiplicity of visions, dreams and prophecies - images of potential tomorrows.

In the end, trying to be perfect is the unconscious social effort to please ourselves by pleasing these others.

Confronting an irresponsible person is not painful to him; only consequences are.

There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is.

I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius.

It's pleasant and bothersome and embarrassing all at once. Especially when you haven't done much and are a celebrity.

I'm a sucker for interiors and carefully, beautifully filmed people sitting in a big room. My appetites are simple.

As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during the day.

People deal with me, but they are genuinely fond of Prim. Maybe there will be enough fondness to keep her alive.