I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

Simplicity

The industry's changed so much that you can't just design something, put on a great show, and say, 'Okay, my job is done.'

The tragedies that are being brought about vastly outweigh the benefits that are being achieved.

God meant for things to be much easier than we have made them

I consider myself a very lucky man indeed.

Despondency is ingratitude; hope is God's worship.

Mal Blum's arrival on the indie scene gives us all hope for the future of smart music.

Table the label and wear your own name.

Don't 'tolerate' mistakes. Embrace them!

The seeds of great victory lie in minor triumphs.