I can do a book in three months if I spend all day, seven days a week at it and, in fact, I work better that way.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

-she loved Lily Cate like her own, and for this night, this moment, she would be her mother, even though there was no guarantee of tomorrow.

I was eight years old and scared, and had no idea what was going on

Hello, Gallagher Girl --Zack

When everything is going wrong, it seems like nothing goes right

Wit and humor belong to genius alone.

I do interviews because it's a chance to be myself. I sometimes wonder what I could have to say that would be of any interest. I don't have any great wisdom

The challenge of ultrarunning is 90 percent mental, and the other 10 percent is all in our heads

I heard Amos yell, “For Brooklyn!” It was an odd battle cry.

School is cool. Thats why it rhymes

Stalin and Mao killed over 80 million and did not make omelets despite the broken eggs.