I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

I love you as I love the air that surrounds me, without knowing that my life depends on it.

Some roads are covered with flower. Some hearts are full with kindness.

Books of the sages of the ages reflect upon in stages

Every wave in an ocean has a secret to tell you

If he had gone to the old school, he was by no means old-school.

I don't think men are that attracted by glamour. I think women are attracted by glamour. I think men are attracted by a sense of friendship.

Kiss me in a way I'll never forget. Kiss me in a way that will stay with me until see you again

I'm very soft, you know!

The problem with prostitution in my experience is that it's often unsatisfying.

Today, monogamy is one person at a time.