I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.

Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.

Eleanor should never have told them about Park's house, but she'd been dying to tell somebody. (This was how people ended up in jail after committing the perfect crime.)

I'm the least metrosexual cat you've ever met. I've never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I've cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair.

The Hollies, after I left in 1968, had the audacity, the gall, to have three number one records after I left. Thanks a lot, guys.

Do not wonder why you are blessed with so much, just understand you have so much so you can help other people have as much as you.

To give someone a piece of your heart, is worth more than all the wealth in the world.

I had a little more freedom when I started sampling because you could actually do what you wanted to do.

I had to fight for wingdings. Batman needs to curse sometimes!

I'm kind of this control freak that likes to create his own hells before the real one can get to him

A woman is not old as long as she loves and is loved

We can remove Saddam because that could start a chain reaction in the Arab world that would be very healthy.