I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

If you can love yourself deeply, you will never feel alone.

Keep seeking the spirituality of thy soul.

It's great to be self confident, but some people are very egotistical. Once you realize the world doesn't revolve around you and change your attitude, you'll truly walk in your purpose.

Kill the fears before they endorse your failures. When you attempt to stop the terrorist at the time he's at work, you are too late!

When you love yourself, utterly and completely, all of yourself, what you will discover then is that you love others, all others, utterly and completely.

Never be afraid of a positive spirit who wishes you well open your door seal and leave the other mind clean and replace negative thoughts with positive thoughts

Re-telling the Christian story is the essence of my vocation. That has been going on since the Evangelists in one form or another.

I think today will be the day. Today our luck will change,' I proclaimed on the wings of the first coffee of the day, pure optimism in a liquid state.

The lifespan of most professional athletes is relatively short, and most have no preparation for doing anything after their career ends, which it could in an instant.

The theater is a school we shall never have done with studying and learning.