I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

If your life is founded on what you can see then your success will be insignificant and very brief

I only have one plan, to give it my all ... I AM AN ENTREPRENEUR.

A person who won’t do it has no advantage over someone who can’t do it.

Prayer is not meant to be a burden or used as a badge of holiness. Instead, it is a gift of God that when used properly should yield great victory in our lives.

Write there. In the weak spot of impossibility.

There's a rule of thumb in politics. If you're at a point where you're complaining about the other guy being mean and unfair and uncivil, that's probably a sign that you're losing.

It's tricky playing people that you don't like and finding a way to empathise with them. It's challenging and very exciting for an actor.

Universities are institutions run by amateurs to train professionals.

The Church is not a monastery for the isolation of perfect people. It is more like a hospital provided for those who wish to get well.

Theatre is the safe place to do the unsafe things that need to be done.