I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Be confident and courageous when you are about to make a start. Courage is key!

Only a catastrophe gets our attention. We want them, we depend on them. As long as they happen somewhere else.

He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.

You are my cat, and I am your human.

Facts, even false ones, cannot be copyrighted.

Don't believe your own publicity. You can't; you'll start thinking that you're better than you are.

Fundamentalists of different religions have more in common with each other than they do with the moderates of their own religions.

Committing yourself to one person is sacred.

Honour both spirit and form, the sentiment within as well as the symbol without.

Most people want to be able to go off and deal with their day - stop in here, run errands there - and when you can't do that, going out becomes a chore.