I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

The distance between your Dreams and Reality is inversely proportional to your Efforts.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

I am not celebrity rich, but I have a job, therefore I can help someone else in need, really, it's not that difficult.

If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I'd better get a good nights sleep.

Education in the past has been too much inspiration and too little information.

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

May the eyes of cowards never sleep

I'm actually a little comic nerd myself.

A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul.

I think we keep these moments of rejection and acceptance very close. I think we carry them always, like cracked shells from which a part of us once hatched.